Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Oh my GOSH!

Don't you just love dreams containing the guys you like?

I DO!!!

Yes yes yes I dreamt of Jerry Yan! So fucking handsome can! (Think it has to do with the fact I am chatting with Eugene who looks like him)

Very cool!

Somehow, we (inclusive of Shuyin and some other people. Curiously enough, Turodrique's friends).

So anyway, I can't remember much in details... the dream pretty much jumped here and there.

I know SY likes Jerry right, so I saw Jerry just lying down on a mattress (in full view of some other people... think I'm an exhibitionist - once had dream sex with Brad Pitt for Russell Crowe to see. But I'm keep details private!!!). So yes Jerry.

There he was, lying, in all magnificence.

I strolled over to him, and whispered in his right ear, "Hey you know that Shuyin is single now?" (Had to whisper coz Shuyin might be lurking around)

SEE BIRD? I am a good friend ok! Despite me liking him so much I still tried to matchmake!

Jerry whispered back "Hmmm...?" in an incredibly sexy and sleepy manner. He also turned his head left so that my face, originally so close to his right ear, brushed past his face, where his lips met mine.


He then put his left ear to my mouth and said, "Oh, she is?"

I think I said yes but was damn flustered coz his mouth touched mine!! And I think it was on purpose!

Jerry looked at me (think his hands were around my waist and I was uncomfortably aware that SY might be looking and feeling quite hurt) with his deep-set eyes.

"But Wendy," he said in Chinese. "She is no longer important to me and I've been liking someone else for some time..."

AND HE KISSED ME! We kissed and fondled (no, I didn't touch THAT spot, don't know what got into me) and at the corner of my eye I saw Shuyin run away in disgust but I cannot be bothered la, pacifying her would come later... Its Jerry Yan I am kissing ok!

We were just hugging and rolling around on that mattress, when suddenly his long leg was dampened by water.

Some people (Turodrique's friends!) were playing dominos, except with water buckets!

The game in the dream made sense but it obviously doesn't now. There were coke bottles in each bucket and when they fill up they were supposed to fall sideways so that they will pour water onto the next bucket and it will fill up THAT coke bottle and continue the sequence.

My concern was that the players were damn stupid coz the bucket is round and they cannot know for sure that the bottle will surely fall in the direction they want!

They had the buckets put on hammered wooden panels they nailed on the wall.

I stood up, left Jerry (whose character is remarkably like Jay Chou in Initial D) on the mattress and wanted to give these people a piece of my mind.

I think I scolded someone, and the person said, "I so don't want to date you, Wendy. Your character is disgusting." (Gwenne, if you are reading this T)

I smirked and said nothing. She doesnt know I'm dating the cutest guy EVER!

Suddenly there were a lot of books around and I wanted to read Ranma1/2 but I cannot find them, only boring books.

Then switch scene, I was on a small ferry/yacht-like thing alone with Turodrique. Don't know where we were going together, so scandalous! NOTHING HAPPENED OK!? He is a married man and I am Jerry's girlfriend!

We reached somewhere that looked like Loola, and I forgot to take my seasick pills.

And I was woke up. By stupid Turdy's message. Wah lau!

Even now as I write this I feel seasick. Has someone been shaking my bed as I slept?


Blogger J Schnorng said...

Hmm... I dream about Jerry Yan, too. In my dream, I'm trying to ask a girl to go out with me, and she keeps talking about Jerry Yan, and I go, 'who the fuck is Jerry Yan?' and she shows me pictures of him. I googled Jerry Yan the next day and the pictures I saw in my dream looked nothing like that.

I doubt I will ever appreciate the appeal of Jerry Yan.

1:28 AM  
Blogger holyegg said...

LMAO Jerry Yan is kinda gayish to me cuz of his hair. ah well lol wendy NEVER EVER marry him. as wat kenny sia had said, u wouldn't want ur name to be Yan Yan Yan.LOL XD

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